sherlockianwho: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT this is whispering shit THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT scared to say things shit fucking pay attention shit I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds pretty Catastrophic i hope you get arrested for that
busterposeys: sports are also terrible bc of when ur watching and you knOW you shouldnt be watching because youre going to get your heart broken but then you still watch bc a small idiotic part of you is like “THEY CAN STILL COME BACK FROM IT!”
coltongillies: sports: the real reason i will be dead
mikemussinastractors: the problem when watching wedding dress shows is that im always like I WISH I COULD HAVE A WEDDING SO I CAN WEAR A PRETTY DRESS AND EAT CAKE AND HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS not the marry the love of my life part, that’s dumb i just want the party and dress
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
guysberryman: sstarkk: fuyank: in honor of angry robbie here is a remembrance of angry tex~ and angry Jeet don’t forget angry joe
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
In addition to opposing players, trees might be the happiest that Mariano is...– Michael Kay, on Mariano Rivera’s tendency to break opposing hitters bats with his cutter (via heyymel55)
daringtomotivate: It’s May 14th and it’s 34 degrees out!!!!!! STOP.