May 2013
89 posts
sherlockianwho:
mcjugs:
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
egberts:
sodamist:
egberts:
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty Catastrophic
i hope you get arrested for that
busterposeys:
sports are also terrible bc of when ur watching and you knOW you shouldnt be watching because youre going to get your heart broken but then you still watch bc a small idiotic part of you is like “THEY CAN STILL COME BACK FROM IT!”
coltongillies:
sports: the real reason i will be dead
mikemussinastractors:
the problem when watching wedding dress shows is that im always like I WISH I COULD HAVE A WEDDING SO I CAN WEAR A PRETTY DRESS AND EAT CAKE AND HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS
not the marry the love of my life part, that’s dumb i just want the party and dress
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
getoffmybloghoe:
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
guysberryman:
sstarkk:
fuyank:
in honor of angry robbie here is a remembrance of angry tex~
and angry Jeet
don’t forget angry joe
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
“In addition to opposing players, trees might be the happiest that Mariano is...”
– Michael Kay, on Mariano Rivera’s tendency to break opposing hitters bats with his cutter (via heyymel55)
daringtomotivate:
It’s May 14th and it’s 34 degrees out!!!!!! STOP.
